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Questions & Answers
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Are you a certified massage therapist? Have you been certified by any groups like Body Electric?
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Why should I have to pay you so much money if you're not even a qualified massage therapist?
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I'm allergic to body oil can you still give me an Erotouch session?
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How about if I use you regularly - will you give me a discount?
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I'm bisexual and married. How do I know you wont tell people - especially my wife - about me?
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I've been with body workers who were messy drunk? How do I know this won't happen with you?
Q1. WHAT TYPES OF SESSIONS DO YOU
PROVIDE?
A. I'm presently offering
three types of bodywork sessions, each one utilizing my seven years
of NON-CERTIFIED hands-on experience. These include a variety of
techniques, combining moderate to heavy stroking of the skin and
muscles, light to deep pressure to tissues, and healing and
intuitive energy work. Though certain sessions can be extremely
sensual/erotic, they are always geared toward leaving you relaxed,
happy, and content.
- FIRST SESSION:
Standard Bodywork (60 or 90 minutes)
Similar to regular massage work. This in- or out- session combines moderate to heavy strokes and is non-erotic. Dress as you like; I wear shirt and shorts or jogging pants. I use an unscented massage cream for these sessions. In-call sessions can take place on a massage table; out-call sessions, by necessity, take place on a bed (unless you have a massage table of your own). Keep in mind that, because I am not a clock-watcher and, time may go over a bit. - SECOND SESSION:
Erotouch 60 or 90 minutes)
In- or out-call (I bring the session to you). Sessions combine energy work, non-certified bodywork, and sensual touch. I use my fingers, hands, hair, breath , and massage cream to make these unique sessions truly amazing. Officially non-sexual, they provide relaxation combined with sensual sensations. Erotouch sessions are safe, sane, sensible, soothing, and spirited -- in every way! Dress as you like or not at all. These sessions begin with a cleansing shower together. Takes place on massage table or bed (your choice). Keep in mind that, because I am not a clock-watcher and, time may go over a bit. - THIRD SESSION:
Advanced Intimacy Session (90 minutes)
In- or out-call. Session is full-service. It's all up to you: Anything safe and sane could happen and be a combination of both sessions; or a nice casual date including dinner and a show. K (Rates generally do not include expenses such as drinks, dinners, theater tickets, airfare, hotels, and the like.)
Q2.
IS IT ONLY FOR MEN?
A. Yes, at this time,
I only offer Erotouch sessions to men.
Q3. ARE YOU A CERTIFIED MASSAGE THERAPIST? HAVE YOU BEEN CERTIFIED BY ANY GROUPS LIKE BODY ELECTRIC?
A. Nope, on both counts. Which is why I'm very careful to make it clear that I do NOT provide a "massage" to guys. What I offer is a blend of many different modes of expression that I have encountered over the years, including some how I have designed along the way. (I repeat: Erotouch is not Body Electric, nor is it affiliated with Body Electric in any way.)
Q4. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY YOU SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN A QUALIFIED MASSAGE THERAPIST?
A. You don't have to pay me at all if you don't want to and the way to avoid that is by not using my service. More than likely, you won't find anything quite like Erotouch from most certified therapists. That's your choice; I'm not twisting your arm. However, if your concern is money, then you probably shouldn't be considering me anyway. My services are specifically focused on the person who knows what he wants and can afford himself the means to have the very best.
Q5. I'M NERVOUS. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
A. Initial apprehension is normal, however there's nothing to be nervous about. The purpose of an Erotouch session is to relax you and make you feel wonderful.
Q6. WHAT DO YOU WEAR DURING A SESSION?
A. For bodywork sessions, I wear something loose and comfortable (such as boxer shorts; for dinner and theater, I'm more likely to be wearing slacks or designer jeans.
Q7. I HEAR YOU START THE SESSION IN A SHOWER. IS THIS TRUE?
A. Only if the client wants. I feel that it is an honor to soap up a man and wash him down. Also, it gives me a chance to kneed the muscles and begin the relaxation process necessary for an Erotouch session.
Q8. HOW DO YOU CARRY YOUR MASSAGE TABLE WITH YOU?
A. I don't. In-house sessions (regular bodywork) are done on a massage table. Sessions that take place on an out-call basis take place on the floor or on a bed.
Q9. AREN'T WE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SEX HERE?
A. No, I am not providing a sexual session. My sessions include a variety of techniques, combining moderate to heavy stroking of the skin and muscles, light to deep pressure to tissues, and healing and intuitive energy work. Though certain sessions can be extremely sensual/erotic, they are always geared toward leaving you relaxed, happy, and content. For longer sessions, you are compensating me for my time and for my companionship.
Q10. AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT AIDS? WHAT IS YOUR HIV STATUS?
A. AIDS is something we should all be concerned about. However, there is nothing about an Erotouch session that puts my clients or myself at risk. I am HIV NEGATIVE and intend to stay that way.
Q11. I'M ALLERGIC TO BODY OIL CAN YOU STILL GIVE ME AN EROTOUCH SESSION?
A. Yes. Just tell me prior to our meeting. I normally use a non-hyper-allergenic body location -- but can also work with a power..
Q12. DO YOU DO IN CALLS?
A. Yes.
Q13. DO YOU OFTEN HAVE REPEAT CLIENTS?
A. Yes, about thirty percent of my clients are repeat. Which is pretty good when you consider that most of my clients are business travelers from out of town.
Q14. HOW ABOUT IF I USE YOU REGULARLY - WILL YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT?
A. At one time I did offer discounts for certain clients. I had two- and three-fer deals and I offered discounts over holiday weekends. Over time, however, I came to realize that my clients honestly appreciate the unique work I do (see reviews page) and that these "deals" were not necessary.
Q15.
SPEAKING OF RATES; WHAT ARE THEY?
A. Rates depend upon
the type of session you desire (see
What types of sessions do you provide?). Write me to discuss rates!
Q16. WILL AN HOUR SESSION BE LONG ENOUGH?
A. It depends. Regular clients who have experienced my sessions often opt to be together one and a half hours or longer. It's up to you; the longer I work on your body the more time I have to get to know better the kind of work your body needs.
Q17.
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
A.
Not at this time. I'm a small business with limited
income and cash flow. At this time, I accept cash, check, or PayPal
(alter_mike-paypal@yahoo.com) payments only.
Q18.
YOU CLAIM TO BE PROVIDING
A
SPIRITUAL-BASED SERVICE. DON'T YOU THINK ALL THIS CHARGING IS RATHER
TACKY?
A.
Nope, I don't. My time is valuable, especially during
the evening hours. Extended time spent with one client is time that
could be spent providing an Erotouch session with another. Besides,
I have a limited amount of energy and time and it's only fair that
we acknowledge that this energy can become depleted.
Q19.
I'M BISEXUAL AND MARRIED. HOW
DO I KNOW YOU WONT TELL PEOPLE - ESPECIALLY MY WIFE - ABOUT ME?
A.
Discretion is my watchword. Several of my current
clients are married, some are influential and public figures. Their
private lives are their business; not mine. You can be assured of
privacy when you deal with me. You can also be assured that I値l act
professionally and respect your privacy AND your boundaries.
Q20.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR
CLIENTS? ARE THEY
MOSTLY GAY?
A.
I have had clients aged
between 20 to 90 years of
age. Though the sexual orientation of a client is irrelevant, they
are about half gay and half straight or bisexual.
Q21.
DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT GETTING REALLY OLD OR UGLY
CLIENTS?
A. No. But I do sometimes worry that I値l get questions
from ignorant folks who think that age or looks are important
criteria when providing attention and healing to someone.
Q22.
I'VE BEEN WITH BODY WORKERS
WHO WERE MESSY DRUNK? HOW DO I KNOW THIS WON'T HAPPEN WITH YOU?
A.
Plain and simple: I don't drink or use drugs
when I am working. Any
high I get during an Erotouch session is from the anticipation and
thrill of helping another person relax and feel good. I also don't
smoke cigarettes. However, when I am at your residence, I have no
problem with you drinking, smoking, or whatever. But I do NOT
"party and play" (PNP) ... so thank you for not even bothering to
ask.
Q23.
YOU ASKED ME FOR MY PHONE
NUMBER. WHY?
A.
So I can contact you if a problem with our session
arises. Also, I have various checks and balances which I use prior
to meeting with a client to assure each other's safety. I値l suggest
we talk with one another over the phone so we both get a general
idea what the other is like. Also, your phone number enables me to
check to make sure you are who you say you are. This is not to
breach your personal life; it's a way of protecting myself against
harm or pranks.
Q24.
THIS ALL SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
HOW DO I CONTACT YOU?
A. By writing to me at
info@erotouchdc.com.
I値l write back to you and - once
we've agreed on an appointment time - I値l send you my phone
number.
Updated 05 September 2011